Sunday, May 11, 2008

No More Markers

Welcome to storytime boys and girls. I've come to tell you all about how funny my husband is.

Rob is a very attractive man. I swoon when I'm near him, and think he's uber-sexy. He, like many men grows hair on his chest. Thats normal. What I find a little un-normal however is that he has one single hair growing out of the area where his throat meets his chest--right below his Adams apple. A few times in the past I've asked him, and then plucked out this solitary hair. Tonight when I asked him if I could pluck it, he clutched his throat, and ran into the bathroom trying to get away from me so I couldn't get to him again.

"It wouldn't bother me so much if it had friends! Maybe someday you'll grow more hairs there and I won't want to pluck it anymore!" I cried!

So this is what he did:



That's right. He drew more on. With permanent marker. We laughed. I can't believe him sometimes!

8 comments:

Captain Cool and The Mates said...

I hate those kind of hairs. I have one that grows on my neck.

Johnny said...

I'm pretty sure Matt would love to share some of his chest hairs to Rob.

wilfjord said...

Despite my wife's comment, I'm quite happy with my chest hair. I do, however have a surplus of back hair that I would be more than happy to part with.

Jessie said...

That is way funny. The plus of 'marker chest hairs' is that they won't fall off ALL OVER THE PLACE like those pesty 'real life' hairs have a tendency to do. I'd consider yourself in an OK spot Kristin:)

Lisa said...

Sounds like Rob might be interested in a little product called the AB-ABBER 5000

Brittany Wright said...

haha! Rob probably will always keep you laughing your whole marriage. Now Jac had about 1 hair on his chest when we got married...so after 6 yrs of marriage let's just say...it has lots of friends. So Rob don't you worry...he will have friends someday. (I'm sure Jac will be happy that I'm telling this to you) ha!

Ruth Ann said...

Tee-Hee! Yep, his Dad was low in chest hairs when we married. Not any more.

Amber said...

Oh he is hilarious! You two must laugh all the time together!