Welcome to storytime boys and girls. I've come to tell you all about how funny my husband is.
Rob is a very attractive man. I swoon when I'm near him, and think he's uber-sexy. He, like many men grows hair on his chest. Thats normal. What I find a little un-normal however is that he has one single hair growing out of the area where his throat meets his chest--right below his Adams apple. A few times in the past I've asked him, and then plucked out this solitary hair. Tonight when I asked him if I could pluck it, he clutched his throat, and ran into the bathroom trying to get away from me so I couldn't get to him again.
"It wouldn't bother me so much if it had friends! Maybe someday you'll grow more hairs there and I won't want to pluck it anymore!" I cried!
So this is what he did:
That's right. He drew more on. With permanent marker. We laughed. I can't believe him sometimes!
3 hours ago